Whether you love him, hate him, no one can question Farage’s effectiveness in the crowd repellent surfwear game. Initial test results show an impressive 5% repulsion increase on our previous top performer Donald Trunks.
We’re well aware the political pen1s protection joke is coming to a head, so only a select few of these badboys have been made. If you want more waves this summer, or merely want to p1ss people off at the pool, grab ’em while you can…
★ Perfect for warm water surfing
★ Guaranteed to repel crowds and get you more waves
★ Ideal for getting weird at festivals
★ Very Limited Edition
★ Tested on party animals
★ 80% Polyester 20% Lycra
€55
