Last remaining pairs, now available at an extortionate price courtesy of Trump Tarriffs™. Grab yours before they’re gone!
“Only for the Brave” – The Guardian
“Repulsive” – The Independent
★ Perfect for warm water surfing
★ Guaranteed to repel crowds and get you more waves
★ Ideal for getting weird at festivals
★ Very Limited Edition
★ Tested on party animals
★ 80% Polyester 20% Lycra
MAKE YOUR ARSE LOOK GREAT AGAIN!
€99
