Premium swimming trunks. Perfect for surfing, swimming or getting attention at parties. As featured in The Guardian. Available exclusively online.
These premium trunks have been painstakingly designed using our new crowd repellant technology, harnessing magical repulsion powers from tapping into other surfer’s homophobia. Guaranteed to get you at least 30% more waves than normal boardshorts when surfing in crowds.
We pulled out all the stops to do some suitably terrible photoography on this design, but rest assured they actually look even worse in real life.
{DISCLAIMER: Our crowd repelent technology doesn’t work when surfing nudist beaches or beaches in more open minded communities – we have other designs that work there]
€44
