“Only for the Brave” – The Guardian
“Repulsive” – The Independent
These premium trunks have been painstakingly designed using our new crowd repellent technology, harnessing magical repulsion powers from tapping into other surfer’s homophobia. Guaranteed to get you at least 30% more waves than normal boardshorts when surfing in crowds.
★ Perfect for warm water surfing
★ Guaranteed to repel crowds and get you more waves
★ Ideal for getting weird at festivals
★ Very Limited Edition
★ Tested on party animals
★ 80% Polyester 20% Lycra
NOTE: We pulled out all the stops to do some suitably terrible photography on this design, but rest assured they actually look even worse in real life.
€55
