Premium surf trunks, built using our new crowd repellant technology, which harnesses magical repulsion powers available from tapping into other surfer’s homophobia. Guaranteed to get you at least 30% more waves than normal boardshorts.
★ Perfect for warm water surfing
★ Guaranteed to repel crowds and get you more waves
★ Ideal for getting weird at festivals
★ Very Limited Edition
★ Tested on party animals
★ 80% Polyester 20% Lycra
€55
