Originally designed as LOVE RIOT FC’s 2017 football kit, these new PDC T-shirts were quickly a victim of their own success when they sold out within days. But due to overwhelming public demand, and being the nice guys we are, we’ve decided to issue a rerun…

Conceived in the office of Porthleven’s notorious Ship Inn, during a booze fueled meeting between The Ship’s landlord Baron Von Frappington, Love Riot director Rohan Inglis and notorious Cornish artist Jim Hollingworth. The finished piece has since been brought to life with the help of two emerging Cornish illustrators Emily Parsons and Rebecca Hawkey. Both hand picked for their superior drinking, drawing and pint pulling abilities alike.

The shirt itself has been crafted from eco friendly cotton, ethically grown and woven in a wind powered factory in India, before being sailed across the oceans to be hand printed and finished in Cornwall.

This T-shirt is built to last, and guaranteed to withstand almighty drinking sessions for years to come. However, there’s only a limited number been made though, so grab ’em while you can!

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